SHOP/INVENTORY
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INVENTORY
FOOD
- DELICIOUS APPLE - A definitely non-poisoned apple! Why would it be poisoned, don’t even worry about it.
- Smile Dip: A sugary treat banned in most civilized locations! Don't eat more than one serving at a time. (x2)
- Potatogre: An average-appearing onion. Cutting into it reveals each layer is a different color and potato-chip flavor.
- Nightmare Night Candy*: A foal's offering of candies in a little sack.
- Cup Noodle: The perfect, self-contained meal. In delicious shrimp variety.
- Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu: People die when they are killed, and this is spicy enough that you just might be.
- A Pirate's Life For Me: Not an actual life, just the outfit. But you could MAKE it a life if you wanted, because a pirate is free. Eye-Patch not included.
- Halo Holder: Crude headwear consisting of a headband and a clothes hanger. The halo it holds isn't real, but it catches the light pretty nicely.
- Bath Robe: IT'S SO FLUFFY.
Kitty Hairpin (Melted)*: A cat-shaped hairpin that’s kind of cute, but appears to have melted a bit.Bought by Aoi.- Fanny Pack: Looks disgustingly tacky, but at least it holds your stuff.
- Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with a libra symbol on it in lime green. (Libra x1, Taurus x1)
- Make Mine Mutton: An apron and little hat for some kind... it looks like a Greek restaurant?
- Air Hercs: A branded pair of athletic sandals.
High-School Girl Style*: Since it's just a costume for a TV drama it's 'high school style' and not the real thing... But she's never gotten to wear a high school uniform before, so it was fun in its own way. Bought by Ai- Cat Ears: A headband with a pair of cat ears on them. You know, like nya!
- COWboy Boots: These- aren't boots? They have guns for the heels and: oh god they look like hooves why.
- ACME Batman Outfit: Soar like a butterfly, just watch out for solid objects. Not related to that other Batman.
- Heelies: They look like ordinary sneakers...until the wheels in the bottom pop out! WHEEEEEE-!
- Kitty Scrunchie* - For your hair! Fluffy, a little childish, and adorable. Why wouldn’t you want one?
- At-Home Wear* Just in case you were curious about what idols wear at home...
- Sanic the Hawtdawg Plush: An ill-advised tie-in toy to an even more ill-advised movie. The eyes haunt you. (x2)
- Official Buzz Lightyear Action Figure: Does not actually fly, but sometimes you swear it's not where you left it last night.
- Monster Hydra Puppets: One head for each finger! (x2)
- Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal! (x2)
- Otamatone: Play it as loud as possible to annoy your friends. (x2)
- Mach 5: A model racing car. (x2)
- Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:
- Fridge Poetry Kit: Now you too can make nonsensical poems or leave really disjointed messages on any handy metal surface!
- Pokeflute: Soothing, yet somehow makes it impossible to sleep.
- What-the-heck-ahedron: A three-dimensional puzzle that is definitely solvable and not impossible.
- 100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container, they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven?
- Fake Blood Capsules: Scare your friends (and enemies) into thinking you've been stabbed, cut, grievously injured, so on and so forth! They're bright pink. (2x)
- ACME Boomerang: Make sure to catch it when it comes back to you!
- Pokedex: A small, talking computer full of data on pocket:sized companion monsters. (2x)
- Hello, My Name Is ____: An empty nametag, with some glitter markers and fun stickers to decorate it.
- Glitter Cannon: A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse. Comes with one capsule.
- Glitter Cannon Refill: Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
- Glitter Bomb: An unmarked tube that explodes in a cloud of glitter when opened.
- Polyhedral Dice: A set of multi:sided dice for playing just about any kind of game you'd care to think of.
- Lego Set: Colorful, plastic bricks for building whatever your heart desires! The packaging is all in Norse for some reason.
- Negative Twelve Dollar Bill: This is literally worthless!
- Cursed Dolls - Four animal plushies, consisting of a large panda, a black piglet with a yellow bandana around its neck, a pink kitty and a bespectacled duck. Not actually cursed, unless being incredibly cuddly counts.
- Parkour for Gods: A book featuring all the tips and tricks you could need to platform parkour through the world.
- Sales & Suburbs Handbook: Everything you need to play the tabletop RPG of sweet, sweet mundane life.
- How to Sculpt Heroes: A book featuring heavily stylized drawing instructions of: who are these assholes?
- Parkour 101: A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big.
- THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV*- It’s the Dostoevsky classic, except… all the characters are animals? Also there’s a strange derail in the middle about the ethics of consuming chicken eggs.
- Shovel: A normal shovel. For digging treasure. Or graves. (x2)
- Leafblower: Rated 10/10 for anti:gnome combat.
- SCIMITAR* - A large curved sword with a sharp edge. For some reason it vaguely smells of sweat, gross.
- Nunchaku: Also known as nunchucks. Careful you don't whack yourself in the head with them!
- a weeeeeeed: haha what. did you know we can put, like, anything here? what's a 420J
- Giant Pencil: MEHOY MINOY!
- An Entire Pumpkin: What? (x2)
Topaz Gem* - A yellow gemstone roughly the size of your hand. I'm running out of descriptions for these.Sold back to Zvei- Fireflies: You would not believe your eyes! A jar filled with fireflies! (2x)
- A Weed: CHRIS I'M CALLIwait, this is just a green crayon.
- Stellar Jade: A small, multicolored crystal. Collecting a bunch of them might make your wish come true!
- The Rock That Looks Like A Face: Mysteriously is not actually a face, only appearing as one.
- Tide De-FIBRE-later: Get rid of pesky loose threads and fibers from your clothes! Not for medical use. (2x)
- Helix Fossil: CONSULT THIS ANCIENT ROCK.
- Easy Bake Oven: It's Kenner! It's fun! (2x)
- Mountain Dew Hot Pink: Tastes like pomegranate and sour apple. Effects on robots unknown.
- The Not-So Good Stuff: It's cheap and tastes terrible, but it's alcoholic. Bought off Alex.
- The Good Stuff: A classy looking bottle with a faded label. It's green. Smells alcoholic and rich.
- Root Beer: A foamy mug of the human race's favorite drink: root beer!
- Mermaid Whiskey*: This drink is very strong, and the bottle is very cool.
- Coffee (nice): A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
- Dim-berries: A handful of very delicious berries. Give you a LOT of pep in your step. (x2)
- Bim-berries: A handful of very delicious berries. Gives you a little pep in your step.
- Pringles: How do they get them shaped like that HOW DO THEY GET THEM SHAPED LIKE THAT HOW DO THEY G-
- Box of Chocolates: A metaphor for life, perhaps. There's a lot of coconut mixed in with these. (x2)
- My Son: Your son now. (x2)
- Almonds All The Time: A small plastic baggie of assorted almonds. Good for snacking. (2x)
- Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: With marshmallow bits! Part of this complete breakfast?
- Hummus Skull: Who in their right mind put a human skull in here? No one! It's made of delicious hummus so grab some veggies and chow down.
- Cheese: It quivers. It beckons. That luscious, silky texture. That rich so-close-to butter flavor. It's Brie's creamier, decadent cousin, and it wants you to buy it champagne and strawberries. (2x)
- Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats.
- Krazy Gloo: Caution, may adhere to skin. Dries instantly. (x3)
- Tongo Board: A small personal tongo board, complete with both decks of cards and everything needed to play a fun game of tongo with your friends. Acquire!
- Dabo Table: A dabo table, perfect for doing a little bit of gambling. Don’t forget to shout “dabo!” when you win!
- Goshdarned Zubats: An entire swarm of bats which may or may not stick around once released.
- Popped Corn: A single kernel of salty-sweet kettle corn. It remains pleasantly warm and crunchy until consumed.
- Box O' Slugs: A small plastic produce container, full of large, live garden slugs. (x3) Gifted a box by Alex.
- Pretzels: A trio of neatly braided soft pretzels. A favourite of Lebkuchen’s childhood friend Elise.
- Memorabilia Shirt: "I survived Pompeii and all I got was this lousy shirt."
- Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and button-up top.
- JUICY Pants: A pair of buttery soft tie-dye leggings with the word "JUICY" bedazzled across the butt. Enchanted to fit. x2
- Bath Robe: IT'S SO FLUFFY. (x2) One traded to Alex for Alcohol
- Jorts: Do not get blood on the jeans. (2x)
- Road Flare: For illuminating dark roads.
- Bottomless Canteen: A military-issue metal canteen. It contains an endless amount of water.
- Taser: Useful for self-defense!
- Ibuprofen: A general use pain reliever.
- Swiss Army Knife: The kind that has like a million attachments you'll never use.
- Token of Love* - A doll that looks suspiciously like Lebkuchen. Somehow proof of undying love...?
- Precious Treasures*- Photographs of a happy family.
- FRITZ*- A full-grown German Shepard. He's pretty laid back and friendly, unless you're his owner's boyfriend.
- Nightmare Statue*- A very large statue of an angry-looking alicorn.
- Eye-Pod: A small, tear-dropped shape... creature? Robot? It has one eye, rolls around like a roomba, and bonds with people like a stray puppy. This one is beige.
- Crustables: A sealed plastic bag filled with bread crust, with remnants of peanut butter on jelly on some of them. (2x)
- An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK Released to the wild unless someone picks it up
- Coffee (shitty): A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret. Left in the kitchen